10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "No river, no fish."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz