10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.