10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.