10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.