10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.