10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --