10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!