10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.