10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.