10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Welcome to kicker school
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake