10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!