10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"