10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."