10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm