10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.