10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Fold and live to fold again
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer