10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier