10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "No river, no fish."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)