10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fold and live to fold again