10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- It's Free To Fold...
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.