10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare