10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You have to piss with the dick you have