10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.