10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders