10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln