10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "No river, no fish."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
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- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown