10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.