10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers