10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?