10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Fold and live to fold again
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.