10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack