10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?