10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• It's Free To Fold...