10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer