10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.