10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.