10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth