10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.