10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it