10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"