10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves