10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers