10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.