10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."