10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.