10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."