10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.