10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986