10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine