10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes